[ translated, synchronized & tinted by 639 ] [ 翻译 同步 着色：639 ]
So we met at a party, and it was magic. 我们是在一个聚会上认识的， 挺神奇的。
Within a half hour, 半小时之内，
we were driving up into this really nice neighborhood, 我们就开着车 找了这家很不错的邻居，
and we were running down the stairs of some stranger's backyard, 我们跑下这家 陌生人后院的台阶，
and then we were swimming and we were in love. 然后跳入了泳池， 我们相爱了。
What we didn't count on was that even though the lights were off, 我们没想到的是 虽然黑灯瞎火的，
the owner of the home was there, 房子的主人就在家里，
and he came out screaming at us, 他出来冲我们狂吼，
and it was the greatest night of my life. 那是我这辈子最棒的一晚。
Ready? 准备好了？
So my idea was, you know, 所以我的主意是，你知道，
let's try and re-create that moment. 我们重新创造那个时刻。
Oh, it's freezing! 噢，好冷啊！
It's a little colder than I remember it. 是比我印象中要冷一些。
Do you think he's coming out? 你觉得他会出来吗？
I'm sure. I'm sure he heard us, right? 我肯定，我肯定他 听见我们了，对吗？
Hello? This is fun. 有人吗？ 太好玩了。
Yeah. 是啊。
Where is he? 他人呢？
Maybe he's not home. 可能他没在家。
Happy anniversary anyway. 还是要祝你纪念日快乐。
Happy anniversary. 纪念日快乐。
When we were in the water and we were waiting 我们在水里等着他出现，
and no one came out, no one was home, 但是没人出现，没人在家，
and we were just floating there, 我们就在那儿漂浮着，
I felt sad, 我感到伤心。
and I felt like our happiness used to be so easy 我感到我们的幸福 曾经来得那么容易，
and there used to be so much of it, 曾经有那么多的幸福，
and now I feel like happiness is something 但现在我感到幸福变成了…
that we have to re-create. …我们不得不重新创造的东西。
I'm sorry. I tried to make a romantic moment. 对不起，我想着要去制造 一个浪漫的时刻。
I'll never take you to a fucking pool again. 我绝不会再带你去 什么该死的游泳池了。
Oh, come on. Don't do that. 噢，拜托，别这么说。
《我爱的那一个》
Okay. 好了。
This could be fun. 这应该很好玩。
We're going to do a compatibility exercise. 我们来做个相容性练习。
I want you both to play a note at the same time, okay? 我想让你们俩同时 按下一个琴键，明白吗？
Just any note? 任何键都行吗？
Yep. Knock yourself out. 对的，完全随意。
Wow! You guys are not in sync, are you? 哇哦！你们俩真的一点也不协调。
We used to be great. 我们以前很棒。
We used to be really irreverent and... 我们以前真的挺没心没肺的……
Yeah. There was teasing... 是啊，老是爱逗乐……
- Yeah. - and stuff. Like I... - 是的。 - 比如我……
I mean no offense... 我是说，没有冒犯的意思，
but I would call you a bitch and it was funny. 我会叫你贱人，很好玩。
Yeah, it was hilarious. 是的，很搞笑。
I used to call you a bitch. 我也叫你贱人，
You thought it was really funny. 你也觉得那很好玩。
Yeah. 是的。
I just don't know how we're going to move forward 我只是不知道我们 如何能够继续前行，
if we keep having this circular conversation 要是我们一直说着 这样的车轱辘话——
about me doing what I did which I have apologized for already, 针对我犯下的错误， 那我已经道过歉了，
and we are here because we are trying to move on. 我们来这里是因为 我们希望能继续前行。
I don't see why we have to keep revisiting that 我不明白为什么 我们老是要提起那事，
because it's the same conversation over and over again. 因为同样的对话已经 重复过一遍又一遍了。
Because you don't get to decide that, Ethan. 因为那不该由你说了算，伊桑。
You don't get to decide when we move on, I do. 我们继不继续不该 由你来说，那是我的事。
So, you guys having sex? 那么你们俩还做爱吗？
Now if you'd played this one, Sophie... 你看如果你按这个键，索菲…
...or that one...that's pretty, right? …或这个键，那就很好了，对吗？
But this...not so much. 但这个…就不怎么样。
Anyway, it's just an exercise. 好了，这只是个练习。
I want to trust you again. 我希望重又信任你，
I want to forgive you. 我希望原谅你。
I want... I want all of those things. 这些…这些都是我希望的。
I want us and I want us to work. 我希望我们能和好， 我希望我们能行。
I don't know why you feel like I don't want that. 我不知道为什么你觉得 我不希望那样。
Because we don't agree on how we're going to get there. 因为对如何达到这一目标 我们意见不一致。
Where are you? 到哪儿去了？
To-do-to-do-to-do. 嘟嘟-嘟嘟-嘟嘟。
Okay. 好了。
I have an idea. 我有个主意。
This is a great place. 这是个好地方。
I think it will be very helpful. 我觉得会对你们大有帮助。
It's absolutely beautiful. 那里漂亮极了，
It's about an hour and a half north from here. 离这儿大约一个半小时路程，在北边。
It's like a... like a perfect retreat, 那是个…像是个疗养胜地，
just the two of you. 就你们两人。
Give you a chance to reset the reset button. 给你们个重启重启键的机会。
I've sent a lot of couples there, 我送过不少对夫妇去那儿，
and they've all come back renewed. 他们回来后都焕然一新。
- What do you think? - I mean, I'll try anything. - 怎么样？ - 我会说我愿意做任何尝试。
Sophie? 索菲？
（静思与恢复…… “大门密码 2424”）
Wow! 哇哦！
Hello? 喂？
（“客房”）
（评论：多么奇妙的一个假期啊， 我们又重坠爱河。）
（评论：感谢这个机会， 非常特殊的一个周末。）
（评论：他求婚了！）
（评论：重新找到爱。）
And then when you pour the wine, you do this. 然后在你倒酒时，你这样做。
This is what they do in the restaurants. 饭店里他们就是这样做的。
Watch this. 你看着。
Ooops, so it doesn't drip. Even though I kind of... 噢，不应该漏的， 虽然我有点…
- It kind of dripped. - I don't think you did it right. - 我有点漏了。 - 我觉得你做的不对。
Cheers! 干杯！
To me and my cooking. 敬我和我的厨艺。
There's a guest house on the property which is pretty cool. 院落的那边有一个客房， 看上去相当不错。
- Really? - Yeah. - 是吗？ - 是的。
I don't even know if we're supposed to use it or if someone else is renting it. 我不知道我们该不该用， 或者已经有人租用了？
Oh, God. What's happening. 噢，天哪，怎么了？
Come here. Come here. 过来，过来。
What's happening? 怎么了？
Whoa! 喔哦！
Yeah, yeah. 好，好。
You've got to hold it. 你得屏住。
Hold it in, hold it in. 往里吸，往里吸。
There you go. 这就对了。
- Geez. - Wow, still got it. - 天哪。 - 哇哦，还没忘。
Get the light going. 别让火熄了。
- Sweetie. - Sorry, sorry. - 亲爱的。 - 对不起，对不起。
Give me kiss. 来吻一下。
Aw, you're so cute without your glasses. 噢，你不戴眼镜好萌。
You shouldn't wear these. I like you without them. 你不应该戴的， 我喜欢你不戴眼镜的样子。
Do you like me without the glasses? 你喜欢我不戴眼镜样子？
Should I wear them? 应该我来戴吗？
Get over here! 到这边来！
You found me. 你发现我了。
I found you. 我发现你了。
Hey. 嘿。
Hey there. 嘿，你好吗。
Hey, you know, you were right. 嘿，你知道，你是对的。
Really? 真的吗？
Do tell. 说说看呢。
We need to try more new things 我们需要尝试更多的新东西，
like weekends away in places like this. 比如像这样在别的地方度周末。
You think so? 你这样觉得。
It makes me excited about us again. 这会使我重新感到兴奋。
Do you feel it? 你感到了吗？
- I do. - Yeah. - 我感到了。 - 是吧。
I love you. 我爱你。
And here it comes. 准备好。
- Aw. - Oh. - 嗷。 - 噢。
- Close! - The bounce. It's okay. - 差一点！ - 弹掉了，还行。
- Okay, wait. Your turn. - Okay. - 好吧，等一下，该你了。 - 好吧。
- Oh, under. - Under. Okay. - 噢，低一点。 - 低一点？好。
Under and in. 低一点就进了。
Oh, shit! 噢，见鬼！
Oh, you got it. All right! 噢，你接住了。太棒了！
Of course I got it. 我当然接住了。
Ready? 准备好了？
This is your grape. 这是你的葡萄。
Hi. 嗨。
Come here, come here. 过来，过来。
What? 什么？
Come here. 过来。
That was awesome! 太棒了！
I knew you could do it. 我知道你能行。
Do you want to sleep here tonight? 你想今晚睡在这里吗？
Can we? 我们能吗？
Sure. We can do whatever we want. 当然能，我们想怎么样都行。
Okay. Yep. 好啊，很好。
Let me just get some clothes. 我去取几件衣服。
I don't want to sleep in my jeans. 我可不想穿着牛仔裤睡觉。
- Okay. - You want anything? - 好的。 - 你需要什么吗？
I'm good. 不用。
I love you, hon. 我爱你，亲。
I'll be right here. 我在这儿等你。
'Kay. 好的。
You're asleep. 哈哈，你睡着了。
Very funny. 很搞笑。
You did it. You got your joke. 你赢了，你让我笑了。
Ethan. 伊桑。
Stop it. 别装了。
I laughed. It's over now. 我笑了，玩笑结束了。
Where'd you go? Where'd you go? 你去哪儿了？你去哪儿了？
How did you get up here so fast? 你怎么这么快回到这里的？
Did you find a secret passageway? 你发现秘密通道啦？
Yeah, secret underground passage. 是啊，秘密的地下通道。
Wow. 哇哦。
So mysterious. 太神秘了。
No, seriously. How did you get here so fast? 不过说真的， 你怎么这么快到这里的？
You beat me. 你让我糊涂了。
What? 什么？
How did you get here from the guest house before me? 你怎么在我之前 就从客房回到这里来的？
You mean, before dinner? 你是说在晚饭前？
I was just walking outside and I just walked over. 我只是在外面走了一圈 就走到那里了。
No, not before dinner, just now. 不，不是晚饭前，就刚才。
Why are you so sweaty? 你怎么浑身是汗？
Did you go for a run or something? 你去跑步了还是什么？
Oh, yeah. 噢，是啊。
Because... is that the joke that's happening now? 因为…你的玩笑还没开完吗？
What? 什么？
The joke that you're not going to remember 你想开玩笑你不记得…
that we just had sex, because that's really funny. …我们刚刚做过爱， 因为这真的很搞笑。
Wait! 等等！
We just had sex? 我们刚做过爱？
Okay. That's not funny. 好吧，这一点也不好笑。
I'm not trying to be funny. 我没想要搞笑。
I thought you were making a joke. 我还以为你在开玩笑呢。
Why are you doing this right now? 你为什么要这么做？
I'm not doing anything. 我没做什么啊。
I-I've... 我…我…什么…嗯？
You know what, Ethan? 你知道，伊桑？
You just had a really nice night and I don't know why you would ruin it. 你刚刚过了美好的一晚， 我不明白为什么你想毁了它。
I'm not trying to ruin our night. 我没想要毁了我们的夜晚。
I want to have a nice night. 我想要一个美好的夜晚。
Fine, we had sex. It was great. 很好，我们做爱了，非常棒。
You were amazing. 你迷人极了。
You're an asshole. 你真是个混蛋。
Good night. 晚安。
I'm sorry. 对不起。
I love you. 我爱你。
Hey. 嘿。
Good morning, handsome. 早上好，帅哥。
Oh. I'm hungover. 噢，我宿醉了。
Well, it sounds like you need some breakfast. 是啊，听上去 你需要吃点早餐。
Not that we need to get back into it. 不是我非得揪住不放，
Um, but that was a little bit of a weird fight last night. 呃…但昨晚那一架 吵得的确有点奇怪。
I know. 我知道。
I don't really understand what happened, but I feel like 我不是很理解发生什么了， 但我感觉好像……
maybe we just chalk it up to like some bad pot... 也许我们可以把账算到 混用了劣质大麻和…
Alcohol combo, put it behind us and not let it ruin the trip. …酒精头上，过去就过去了， 不能让它毁了我们的假期。
Agreed, totally. 同意，百分百。
Cool. 很好。
That being said, 话虽这么说，
it was one of the weirder fights we've had. Like... 但那是我们经历过的 最奇怪的争吵了，像是……
Oh my God, I know. 噢，天哪，是的。
Crazy, right? 太荒唐了，对吗？
I mean I-I still don't fully understand 我是说我…我仍然不能完全理解…
whether you were so drunk and stoned that you thought we had sex …是因为你醉得和嗨得太厉害了， 以为我们真的做爱了呢？
or were you just were making a joke and it backfired. 还是因为你只想开个玩笑， 结果却开过头了？
Honestly, I think it was just one of those things, you know? 说实话，我觉得那只是 诸多原因之一，你知道？
One of those things... no, I'm asking you 诸多原因之一…… 不，我是问你…
was it that you were drunk and stoned or was it playing a joke... 是因为你醉得和嗨得太厉害， 还是只是想开个玩笑？
because I'm still confused what happened. 因为我仍然搞不懂是怎么回事。
I think the important thing is that, you know, we fought, we made up, 我觉得重要的是，你知道， 我们争吵了，又和好了，
we had a nice cuddle, beautiful day. 我们抱在了一起，美好的一天。
Sophie, what are you talking about? 索菲，你在说什么呀？
We had a fight and you stormed out. 我们吵了一架，你愤然离开。
We didn't make up. 我们没有和好。
Are you okay? 你没事吧？
I'm fine, are you okay? I'm... 我很好啊，你没事吧？我……
Okay, Mr. Hangover. 行了，宿醉先生。
I think it's time for some food. 我觉得你该吃点东西了。
Let's get something in your stomach. 嗯？来往你胃里填点东西吧。
You're kind of freaking me out a little bit, Sophie. 你这样有点吓到我了，索菲。
I've got to say... Is that bacon? 我得说……那是熏肉吗？
Yeah. 是啊。
You hate it when I eat bacon. 你讨厌我吃熏肉。
What? 怎么了？
What's going on? 怎么回事？
That's what I'm trying to figure out. 这正是我想弄明白的。
I don't understand why you're doing this. 我不明白你这是要干嘛。
No. 不！
- No, no, no, no. - No what? - 不！不，不，不！ - 不什么？不什么？
This was... There were plates... Hello? 刚才…刚才这里有盘子…… 喂？有人吗？
What are you talking about plates? 你说什么盘子？
- Hello, hello? - What are you... Ethan? - 有人吗，有人吗？ - 你在干嘛…伊桑？
- Where'd you go? - Where'd who go? - 你去哪儿了？ - 谁去哪儿了？
Ethan? 伊桑？
Hello? 有人吗？
Ethan? 伊桑？！
There was bacon right there on those plates... 刚才有熏肉就在那些盘子里……
What are you talking about? Ethan, answer me. 你在说什么啊？ 伊桑，回答我！
You can't... the smell of bacon... 不可能…熏肉的味道……
you can't get the smell of bacon out in five minutes. 不可能在五分钟之内 就把熏肉的气味赶光啊。
- There was bacon... - What about bacon? - 刚才有熏肉…… - 什么熏肉？
- Right here. There was bacon here. - Why are you acting like this? - 就在这里！刚才有熏肉在这里！ - 你为什么要这样作怪？
Shit. Sophie, Sophie. 见鬼。索菲，索菲！
Wait, wait, wait, wait. 等等，等一下！
Sophie, Sophie... 索菲，索菲……
- What? - I'm sorry. - 干嘛？ - 对不起。
- What? - I'm sorry, just wait. - 什么？ - 对不起，你等一下。
I'm sorry. I'm spazing out in there, I know, but something fucking weird 对不起，我刚才抓狂了，我知道， 但有些事太他妈诡异了，
like Twilight Zone shit is going on here, 像是发生了《迷离时空》里的鬼玩意儿， 【五、六十年代的一部科幻电视剧】
and I'm trying to get a handle on it, okay? 我想搞清到底怎么回事，明白吗？
Last night we had a nice dinner. 昨晚我们用了一顿美好的晚餐，
We had a blast together, right? 一起好吃好喝了一番，是吗？
- Yes. - Okay. - 是的。 - 好的。
Then, we smoked some pot. 然后我们吸了点大麻，
I fell asleep on the couch. 我在沙发上睡着了。
Next thing I know, you woke me up 接下来我知道的事是 你弄醒了我，
claiming that we had just had sex together. 声称我们刚刚一起做爱了。
Because we did! 因为我们做了！
Okay. I came here. 好吧。我过来这里，
Nobody was here. 这里没人。
I fell asleep on this couch 我就在这里的沙发上睡着了，
and I woke up to you snuggling me. 并在半夜醒来时 发现你依偎在我旁边。
What? What are you talking about? 什么？你在说什么呢？
No, I didn't. 不，我没有。
That's crazy to me that you would deny that, okay? 你这样否认在我看来 简直疯了，不是吗？
- I didn't. - Exactly. - 我没来过。 - 一点不错。
Crazy just like me denying that I had slept with you. 就像我否认和你做过爱一样疯狂。
You know what I'm saying? 你明白我在说什么吗？
We had two completely separate experiences with each other 我们有各自与对方在一起的 完全分离的经历，
that neither of us remembers, and... 我们俩没有一个记得的……
Hang on a second. I'm going to go in there by myself, okay? 稍等一下，我要独自 进到里面去，好吗？
Why? 为什么？
You just stay here for like 30 seconds. Don't move. 你就呆在这儿，就30秒钟， 呆着别动。
Ethan! 伊桑！
Hello? 有人吗？
Hey, Babe. 嘿，宝贝。
Can you hand me a towel? 能把毛巾递给我吗？
You're in that shower. 你在里面洗澡，
I just handed you a towel. 我刚递给你毛巾。
Okay, you know what, I'm not even mad anymore. 好吧，你看， 我不再生你气了。
Now you're just scaring me, and I don't understand why you're doing this. 现在你吓到我了，我不明白 为什么你要这么做。
Go, go see for yourself, Sophie. 去啊，你自己去看看，索菲。
Be careful. 小心点。
Hey, where you been all morning? 嘿，整个早上你去哪儿了？
Hello, Sophie. 你好吗，索菲。
I was just walking. 我只是走了走。
Oh, yeah. 噢，是啊。
That's really nice out? 外面真的很不错哈？
It's actually a little bright in here. 说实话这里有点太亮了。
Do you mind if I close these? 你介意我把这拉上吗？
The morning sun here is insane. 早上的阳光太烈了。
Give me a hug. 过来抱一个。
Sorry. I'm a little sweaty. 不好意思，我汗津津的。
That's okay. 没事。
Come on. 拜托。
Sophie. 索菲。
Soph? 索？
Fuck this. 去他妈的。
You're kidding me! 有没搞错！
Sophie? 索菲？
Oh my God! Hey, are you okay? 噢，我的天哪！ 嘿，你没事吧？
You're in there. It's you. 你在里面，就是你。
You're exercising. 你在锻炼。
What is happening? 这怎么回事？
I don't know. 我不知道。
This is so... crazy. 这简直…荒唐透顶。
Did that really happen? 那真的发生过吗？
I mean, did that, was that... 我是说，那样的…那样的事……
I just don't... I don't understand. 我只是不…我不理解。
Is it another dimension, 那是另一个维度吗？
like when you go through the door, 当你穿过那道门…
is it another plane of existence or... …就到了生存的另一个面，还是……？
I don't know. 我不知道。
I've no clue. 我一点也不知道。
I think we need to just say some weird shit happened. 我觉得我们只消说 发生了诡异的破事，
We compartmentalize it. 我们把它禁闭起来。
There was a cosmic aberration of some sort... 也许存在某种宇宙偏差……
- Yeah, yeah. Move on. - And we go home. - 是啊，是啊。不再管它。 - 我们回家。
We don't talk about this again, and we just stop thinking about it. 我们不再谈论这事， 我们也不再思考这事。
Okay. 好的。
- Yeah. We could move on. - Done. - 是啊，我们可以不管它了。 - 结束。
Oh my God, I can't stop thinking about it. 噢，我的天哪， 我还是禁不住要想。
Can you? 你呢？
We're just going to have to just I guess... 我们只是需要，我想…
Time, you know. 一点时间，你知道。
I'm not going to be able to stop thinking about this, Ethan. 我不可能不去想这事，伊桑。
Well, what else can we do? 那我们还能怎么样呢？
I mean what are we, what ar we going to do, you know? 我是说，我们…我们 该怎么做呢，你说？
Well, I mean, there's the... 唔，我的意思是…
there's the crazy thing to do which is... 疯狂的举动是……
What? 什么？
Which is to, you know, explore it further. 那就是，你知道，去探个究竟。
Explore it further? 探个究竟？
I know you only had a little bit of it... 我知道你只是 呆了一小会儿……【？】
Yeah. I was there for like three seconds. 是啊，我在那儿好像 只呆了三秒钟。【？】
I know. And I, but I had a whole evening... 我知道，可我… 可我呆了整个一晚上…【？】
In that house, and I have to say, …在那屋里，我不得不说，
I know I sound like a crazy person right now, 我知道我现在 听上去像个疯子，
but I have to say it was kind of magical. 但我不得不说 那的确有点神奇。
- Well... - It was... - 可是…… - 那……
But don't go overboard with the whole magic of what happened there 可是也别过于夸张了 在那儿发生的神奇之事，
because I know what you did in there, okay? 因为我知道你在那儿 干了什么，明白吗？
All right. That's not what I'm talking about. 好吧，我说的不是那个，
I'm not talking about that kind of magic. 我说的不是那种神奇。
There was a rush. 那里有一种激情，
It was exciting. I felt happy. 非常令人激动， 我感受到幸福。
And it wasn't just that. 还不仅仅是那样，
It wasn't just the time in the guest house. 不仅仅是在客房里的时间，
I mean, we had a great time in the main house. 我是说，我们在主宅里 也一样过得很愉快。
Yes, we did. We had a good time. 是的，不错，我们过得很愉快。
It wasn't just the weed. 不只是因为大麻，
I mean we were connecting, we were talking, 我是说，我们有了交流， 我们有了谈话，
we were happy, we were... happy. 我们很开心，我们…很开心。
Yes. 是的。
We also had a fantastic time when we did ecstasy at Lalapalooza, 可我们在洛拉帕鲁扎音乐节上的 狂欢时光也同样奇妙无比，
but we're not going to do that every day of our lives because you die... 但在生活中我们不会每天 都那么做，那样会死……
- Right. - Okay? - 是啊。 - 对吗？
There's a question of our safety here. 这关乎到我们的安危。
Yeah. But I didn't feel like it was dangerous. 是的。但我不觉得这事很危险。
I didn't feel... I felt safe. 我不觉得…我觉得很安全。
I didn't feel dangerous, either. 我也不觉得危险。
I felt like I was with you. 我觉得我是和你在一起。
This is something that we've been talking about in therapy... 这正是我们在理疗过程中 一再谈到的事——
exploring new options, creating a new relationship... 探索新的可能性， 创造出新的关系……
Not going back to the past 不要想着回到过去，
and re-creating old things that happened 重新创造已经发生过的旧事物，
but starting with new things. 而是要开始新的事物。
Yeah. Point taken. 好吧，我理解你的意思。
I know that this is... 我知道这样……
I didn't imagine this sort of... 我可没设想这样的…
- Extreme. - New thing. - 极端。 - …新事物。
Absolutely, but... 没错，可是……
I imagined like horseback riding 我设想的是比如骑骑马呀，
with a little satchel of wine, you know? 带上一小包酒，你知道？
Not exploring other dimensions 而不是去探索某个…
in some weird version of Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf? …诡异版的《谁怕弗吉尼亚· 伍尔夫？》里的其他维度。
What if this is something that I want to do? 如果这是我想去做的事呢？
You want to go back? 你想要回去？
I want to help our relationship. 我想要改善我们的关系。
So... a little weird to say this, 唔…说这个有点怪怪的，
but I'm struggling a little bit with the fact 但我还是有点小纠结，
that you slept with the other me last night. 对你昨晚睡了 另一个我这一事实。
Yeah, but I thought it was you. 是的，可我以为那是你。
I know. I'm not mad or blaming you. 我知道，我不是在生你气或责怪你。
I just like... I'd be lying if I, you know, 我只是…如果我不说 那就是在骗你，你知道，
so I was a little jealous, I guess. 我是有点嫉妒，我想是的。
All right. I understand, 好吧，我理解，
but obviously I would never knowingly cheat on you. 但显然我绝没有 有意对你不忠。
So it seems like it only works if we go in one at a time. 那么似乎只有我们一次 进去一个的时候才起作用。
Correct. 没错。
So I guess we'll just figure out who wants to go in there first. 所以我想我们只要商量好 谁想先进去就行了。
I'll be out in a minute, sweetheart. 我马上出来，亲爱的。
Okay, I'm here. 好的，我在这儿。
Whoa, that's good. 喔哦，太好吃了。
Um. 嗯。
Hey, is that bacon okay? 嘿，熏肉怎么样？
It's been sitting out for awhile. 已经放了好一会儿了。
It's good. 很不错。
Good. 很好。
Where have you been all morning? 整个上午你都去哪儿了？
Hanging out, you know. 随便转转，你知道。
Cool. 不错。
I missed you. 我想你了。
You missed me? 你想我了？
Of course. 当然。
Come sit with me. 过来和坐一起。
Okay. 好的。
So... 那么……
Isn't it crazy to think that we're actually married? 想到实际上我们结过婚 是不是感觉很奇怪？
I guess so. 我想是的。
We are husband and wife. 我们是夫妻。
- I know. - Yeah. - 我知道。 - 是啊。
I love it. 我喜欢。
How long have you been here, by the way? 对了，你在这儿多久了？
Since we came yesterday, silly. 从我们昨天来这儿之后，傻瓜。
No, I mean, in the guest house. 不，我是说，在这客房里。
Since we slept here last night. 从我们昨夜睡在这儿之后。
Oh. Someone's in detective mode. 啊噢，有人开启了侦探模式。
Sorry. I didn't mean to be. 对不起，我不是有意的。
That's okay. I don't mind. 没事，我不介意。
Have you explored the grounds very much? 你有没有在这周围好好走走？
I think I have a pretty good sense of it. 我觉得我对这儿的感觉相当不错。
It's so pretty here, isn't it? 这儿非常漂亮，是吗？
It is. Would you like to go on a walk with me? 是的。你愿意陪我 出去走一圈吗？
Not really right now, but you're welcome to go on a walk. 现在不太想， 你要出去走的话随意好了。
It's your vacation, too. 这也是你的假期呀。
Okay. 好的。
I'll see you in a little bit, Sophie. 我们回头见了，索菲。
Okay, Ethan. 好的，伊桑。
Whoa. 喔哦！
- Fascinating. - Tell me. - 太神奇了！ - 告诉我。
Okay. That being in there is 100% convinced that she is you. 好的，里面的那一位 百分百确信她就是你。
- She is? - Yeah. - 是吗？ - 是的。
I threw out some soft challenges. 我提了几个无关痛痒的挑战问题，
She is unflappable. 她镇定自若。
I think when you go in there... 我觉得等你进去以后……
God, it's crazy. 天哪，太不可思议了。
Yeah, you throw out some like very specific examples 是啊，你提几个我们经历过的 比较特殊的例子，
from our past and see how he reacts. 看看他是如何反应的。
Oh, no, no, sweetie. 噢，不，不，亲爱的，
I don't think we're supposed to challenge them. 我觉得我们不应该挑战他们。
What if they disappear or something, you know? 要是他们消失了或 怎么样了怎么办，你知道？
What if they freak out? 要是他们吓坏了怎么办？
I'm just saying what's the harm in letting them think that they're us? 我的意思是就让他们以为 他们是我们又何妨？
Yeah, I mean, I... all right. 是啊，我是说，我……好吧，
There's no harm in it. 是没什么妨害。
I just thought part of the fun of this 我只是觉得这事的部分乐趣…
was like the investigation and trying to... …在于像是做调查，要找出……
I know. Of course you thought the fun was in the investigation. 我知道，你当然觉得 乐趣在于调查。
Wait, hold on. 等等，别急嘛。
It's like at the magic show in Vegas 就像那场拉斯维加斯的魔术表演，
when you told me how the magician did every single trick 每当魔术师玩出一个花样， 你都急着向我揭秘，
and you ruined the entire show for me and everyone around us. 你毁了整场表演，不仅对我， 而且对我们周围的每一个人。
Okay. You remember we talked about the magic show 好吧，你记得我们谈的 那场魔术表演…
was three years ago and we're moving past that? …是三年前的事了吧？ 我们可以不再提了吗？
- Okay. - Yeah. - 行吗？ - 好的。
Let's go inside. 我们先回房里，
We'll make up some ground rules together. 我们一起定出一些基本规则，
That way neither of us feels like, you know, there's any kind of... 那样不管你还是我就不会感到， 你知道，不会有任何的……
Confusion. 困惑。
- Or just being on the same page. - Okay. - 或者说让我们保持一致。 - 好的。
While we are in the guest house 当我们在那客房里…
with the weird people, no intimacy, no sex. …和那两个怪人在一起时， 不能有亲昵行为，不能有性。
Yes. Absolutely agreed. 好的，绝对同意。
- No sex. - Good. - 不能有性。 - 很好。
What else? 还有呢？
Well, I would say that would lead me to, you know, no spying 唔，我想说那让我想到了， 你知道，不能暗中监视，
and there has to be trust involved, and we'll be honest with each other 必须得有信任， 对发生在客房里的事…
about what happens in the guest house and... …我们将彼此诚实……
Right. It's like a... 是的，就像是…
it's like a therapy exercise in trust almost. 差不多像是疗法中的信任练习。
- It's a trust exercise. - Okay, great. - 这就是信任练习。 - 是的，很好。
That's why we're here. 这就是我们来此的目的。
Good. Um. 很好。呃……
Let's see. 我们看啊……
I guess if there's anything else... 我想如果还有别的什么……
Actually this is kind of really important now that I think about it. 既然我现在又想到了一条， 那真的还是蛮重要的——
We can have fun with this, but if at any point 我们尽可以玩得开心， 但如果在任何一刻…
either of us becomes uncomfortable and wants to stop, …不管是谁感觉不舒服了想要停止，
we just cut it off, pack our bags... 我们就立刻停止，打包走人……
Absolutely, absolutely. 绝对的，绝对的。
Agreed. 同意。
That's a good one, that's a really good one. 这建议很好， 这建议真的很好。
Yeah. 是的。
Anything else? 还有吗？
I think that's it. 我想就这样了。
I do too. 就这样了，我同意。
So since we're just kind of like dipping our toes in here, 既然现在我们有点 像是试水性质的，
I think maybe we shouldn't spend too much time in there the first go-around. 我觉得第一回合也许我们 不该花太长时间呆在里面。
Okay. How does 15 minutes sound? 好的，15分钟怎么样？
Yeah, I think that's good. 好的，我觉得可以。
Okay, but don't, you know, stand outside waiting for me. 好的，但是，你知道， 你别站在外面等我。
Wait, what? 等等，什么？
Well, you know, I think it's going to make me nervous 唔，你知道，我想 那会让我很紧张的，
if I think you're waiting right outside the door. 要是我想到你一直 站在门外等我出来。
Yeah, okay. That's fair. 是啊，好吧。有道理。
Oh, you mean, like right now? 噢，你是说，我现在就走？
- Yeah. - Yeah, okay. - 是的。 - 是啊，好吧。
Yes, sorry. 是的，对不起。
- Okay. - Go ahead. - 好了。 - 去吧。
Okay. 好的。
Enjoy yourself, but be safe. 玩得开心点，但注意安全。
Hey. 嘿。
It's nice. 画的不错哦。
You could be honest. 你可以实话实说。
I handle the criticism. 我承受得了批评。
No, it's... 不，它……
okay. 好吧。
I think I look a little severe. 我觉得我看上去有点严厉。
Is that how you see me? 你是这样看我的？
No. 不。
I'm just not a very good painter. 我不是个很好的画家而已。
No. 不。
I was trying to emulate Degas 我想试着模仿德加，
who lights up his portrait faces with all these wonderful colors. 他用那些奇妙的色彩 点亮他所画肖像的脸。
Degas? 德加？
Unfortunately, it looks like your face was lit on fire... 不幸的是，这画看上去像是 你的脸被火点燃了……
Which was not my intention. 这不是我的意图。
I apologize. 我道歉。
But it yielded a wonderful title, though. 但这却产生了一个奇妙的题目。
I'm thinking of calling it "Sophie My Love, the Burn Victim." 我在想把它取名为 《索菲我的爱，烧伤患者》。
Or the alternate title "Sophie My Love, the Full-On Bitch" 或者换个题目叫 《索菲我的爱，十足的贱人》，
because I look awfully bitchy. 因为我看上去贱气十足。
- Well... - Sorry. - 这个嘛…… - 对不起。
Well, in all fairness, sometimes you're a bitch. 唔，这话也不错， 有时你是挺贱的。
Excuse me? 你说什么？
Yeah, but it's cool because I'm an asshole sometimes, you know? 是的，但这样挺好， 因为我有时是混蛋嘛，你知道？
Right. 没错。
We can say that, right? 我们可以这么说，对吗？
No, I think it's good. 不，我觉得挺好。
- Scoot over. - Thanks. - 过去一点。 - 谢谢。
Okay. 好了。
Cheers. 干。
- Cheers. - To a perfect weekend together. - 干。 - 祝一起度个完美周末。
That's very nice. 味道很不错。
Where you going? 你去哪儿？
Nowhere but here. 不去那儿，就在这儿。
Why are you nervous? 你为什么紧张？
I'm not nervous. 我没紧张啊。
Why do you think I'm nervous? 为什么你觉得我紧张了？
Give me your hand. 把手给我。
What? Don't you trust me? 怎么？你不信任我？
You were spying on me. 你在监视我。
Well, yeah. You were like over 20 minutes in there. 噢，是啊，你好像在里面 有20多分钟了吧。
Over 20... 20多分钟……
we didn't agree it would be exactly 15 minutes, five minutes over? 我们又不是说好了是严格的 15分钟，就超过了5分钟？
Yeah, but you know, we didn't agree on like intimate massages either. 是啊，可你知道，我们也没有 说好了可以有亲昵的按摩之类的。
Wait, wait. Intimate, intimate massages? 等等，等等。亲昵的，亲昵的按摩？
Are you serious? 你真这样想？
You were into it. 你很享受的样子。
I was not into... 我没有很享……
I was rocking your body in there. 那个我在里面轻摇你的身子。
All right. All right. 好吧，好吧。
I'm sorry. I can see how that might have made you uncomfortable, 对不起，我可以理解为什么 那可能会让你感到不舒服了，
and I apologize. 我道歉。
- Okay? - It's a little confusing. Sorry. - 行吗？ - 是有点令人困惑。对不起。
All right. It won't happen again. 好吧，不会再发生了。
- Okay. - Understood. - 好的。 - 我理解。
How was it in general though? 那么总体感觉如何呢？
Oh my God, it's so weird. 噢，天哪，太怪异了。
- It's so strange. - It's really odd. - 太奇怪了。 - 真的很古怪。
I mean, you were just... you were wonderful. 我是说，那个你真的… 真的很不错，
You were funny and charming, and you just kept telling me 既风趣又有魅力， 你一直在跟我说…
all these great things we should do on the property and... …那些我们应该在这地方做的 所有有意思的事情……
Does he feel like me to you? 对你来说他感觉就像我？
He is you... he's just a little... 他就是你…他只是有点……
A little what? 有点什么？
It's... how to describe it...You know, 那…怎么形容呢…你知道，
it's like you're funny, you know. 你好像非常风趣，你知道，
You have a great sense of humor and everyone likes you and... 你有很好的幽默感， 人人都会喜欢你……
Thanks. 谢谢。
And that's who you are... in there, 你是那样的人…在那里面，
but it's like a memory of it. 但那好像是在记忆当中的，
It's like I'm being reminded of it or something, 就像是让我想起了 这样的你还是什么，
but it's happening right in front of me. 但就发生在我的眼前。
Does that make any sense? 这样说有道理吗？
You're not saying that like it's like... 你是想说那像是…那像是…
the better version when you're in there, right? …有个更好版本的我 在那里面，是这意思吗？
- No, no, no, no, no. - You're just... - 不，不…不。 - 可你…好吧。
Not at all. That's the crazy thing. 完全不是。 疯狂的就在这里。
It is you in there, you know? 那里面就是你，你知道？
What about the physicality... do you notice any differences? 那在体貌方面呢… 你注意到有任何不同吗？
No. No, not really. 没有，没什么不同。
Yeah. 是吗？
You know what, the hair. 对了，头发。
There's something about the hair. 头发有点怪怪的。
The hair? 头发？
It's a little different. 嗯哼，头发有点不一样。
It's like it's a little messier, it's kind of beachy. 好像更乱一点， 像是在海滩上。
- Did you say beachy? - Yeah. - 你是说像在海滩上？ - 是的。
Come here. Let me see. 过来，让我看看。
It's like, like kind of... 好像是，好像是……
well, well, it's like really... 不，唔，不太像……
I don't know. I'm not doing it right or something. 我不知道，我弄得不太对好像。
- I don't know. - Yeah. - 我不知道。 - 是吗？
Don't worry about it. 不管它了。
Cool. 好的。
Oh, and you know what, you don't wear glasses. 噢，还有，你不戴眼镜。
You don't wear glasses in there and you seem totally fine with it. 你在里面不戴眼镜， 看上去完全没有问题。
Well. 是啊。
In the guest house, I'm a surfer with perfect vision. 在那客房里，我是个 有着完美视力的冲浪者。
We'll work on this. 我们朝这方向努力。
It's not quite... No, it's good. 不，还是不太像…… 不，已经很好了。
We're getting there. 我们差不多还原了。
You've tried contacts, right? 你以前试过隐形眼镜，对吗？
Hey, Soph? 嘿，索？
I'd like to take my session at the guest house now 我想现在进行我的客房之行，
if that's cool. 可以吗？
Um, what time is it? 唔，现在几点了？
It's late, but I just can't sleep. 很晚了，但我睡不着。
Oh, okay, sweetie. 噢，好吧，亲爱的。
Okay. I love you. 好的。我爱你。
I love you. 我爱你。
What are you talking about? 你在说什么呢？
There are like six versions of the same doll. 她们应该是同一个 娃娃的六个版本。
They're completely unique in every way. 无论怎么看她们完全独一无二。
There are six different ladies here. 这里有六位不同的女士。
- I don't see it. - Okay. - 我看不出来。 - 好吧。
Okay, this one is the beautiful model girl 你看，这一位是 漂亮的模特儿女孩，
who is always talking about how she was such a nerd in high school, 她老是爱谈起在高中时 她只是书呆子一个，
and then oh, this one... it definitely has two 然后，噢，这一位…… 在她衣服下面…
tramp stamps underneath that dress, for sure. …肯定有两枚荡妇的印记， 必有无疑。
And then you've got... 然后你看到的…
this one is the coolest girl in the world, 这一位是世界上最酷的女孩，
and she'd make the most wonderful wife, 她会成为最棒的妻子，
but no one's going to be able to look past her chubby thighs. 但没人能无视她肥肥的大腿。
Which one of these is your favorite? 这些里面你最中意哪一个？
Which one do you like the most? 哪一个是你最喜欢的？
Okay. 好的。
Ready for this? 准备好看这个？
Ooh, I dropped it. 噢，我掉了。
How is that not the cutest thing you've ever seen? 这怎么可能不是你 见过的最萌的东西？
- It really is cute. - It's so tiny. - 真的很萌。 - 太小了。
It's adorable. 非常讨喜。
Hey. 嘿。
Hi. 嗨。
What you doing? 你在干嘛？
Nothing. What are you doing? 没干嘛。你在干啥？
No-o-thing. 没…啥。
Have you... 你有没有……
Have I what? 我有没有什么？
Nothing. 没什么。
Never mind. 没事。
So, what's on the agenda for today? 那么，今天有什么安排吗？
I was going to maybe go explore some more 我可能打算再四处看看，
and you know, just... If that's okay. 你知道，就是…… 没问题吧？
- Of course. - What about you? - 当然。 - 那你呢？
I don't know. 我不知道。
I thought I'd maybe just hang out here, read. 我想我可能就呆在这里，读读书。
Sounds nice. Maybe I'll come by in a little bit 听起来不错，也许 我晚些时候会再过来，
and we can spend some time. 我们可以呆些时候。
Whatever you want. 怎么都行。
Okay. 很好。
Oh, I found your phone. 噢，我找到你手机了。
Thanks. 谢谢。
Come on. 不会吧。
Hello. 有人吗？
I'm up here. 我在上面。
Watch your head, okay? 小心碰头。
Very cute up here. 上面很可爱嘛。
It's a little small. 有一点儿小。
What are you doing up here? 你在这上面干嘛？
I'm feeling very big. 我感到自己很高大。
I feel enormous. 我感到高大无比。
Um. I'm glad you're here 唔，我很高兴你在这儿，
because there is something I want to talk to you about. 因为有些事我想和你谈谈，
And it's a bit of an elephant in the room, 这有点像是“房间里的大象”， 【指明明存在却被刻意回避的问题】
and I think it's time we discuss it. 我觉得到了讨论这事的时候了。
- All right. - Okay. - 好啊。 - 行吗？
- This. - Oh, that... - 这个。 - 噢，这个……
Is happening. 就玩这个。
Oh. 噢。
- Well. - Ladies first. - 好吧。 - 女士优先。
In that case. 那就不客气了。
- Who the fuck starts with O? - I know. - 谁特么会以圈开始啊？ - 我知道。
Who the hell do you think you are? 你特么以为你是谁啊？
Crazy. 疯了。
Goddamn anarchist. 该死的无政府主义者。
All right. I'll just do an X in the middle. 行啊，那我就在当中 画个叉好了。
That's a great move. 这一步不错。
Boom. 嘭。
I think I see where this is headed. 我想我知道下面会怎么样，
I'm not quite sure yet. 但还不是特别确定。
Yeah, I'm going to block you there. 是啊，我要在这儿挡住你。
- Where do you think I should go? - How's it going to end? - 你觉得我该往哪儿走呢？ - 这会怎么结束呢？
- What do you think I should do? - Who's going to win? - 你觉得我该往哪儿走呢？ - 谁会赢啊？
Oh, the suspense! 噢，大悬念啊！
Oh, yes, and there it is. 噢，是啊，这就结了。
What's your next game? 你的下一个游戏是什么呢？
My next game is something that is appropriate 我的下一个游戏适合给…
for people over the age of six. …大于六龄童的人玩。
I think that's a thing. 我觉得这点很重要。
Why don't you kiss me anymore? 你为什么不再吻我了？
Um, I've enjoyed just hanging out 唔，我很享受就这样呆着，
and reconnecting and... 重新建立联结……
I have too. 我也是。
I know, but I love kissing you and I miss it. 我知道，可我喜欢吻你， 我也很想吻你。
Is there something I'm doing that's bothering you or... 是不是我做了什么事 让你不安了还是……
Oh my God, no, not at all. 噢，天哪，不，完全不是。
Does it feel like we're having a good time? 有没有感到我们玩得很开心？
We're having a great time. 我们玩得开心极了。
Yeah. 是吗？
- Give me this. - You're taking my chalk. - 把这给我。 - 你拿我粉笔。
That's my... that's my chalk. 这是我的…这是我的粉笔。
I know it's your talk. 我知道这是你的粉笔。
Hey. 嘿。
All right. This is weird, but I think some of my shirts are missing. 好吧，这很奇怪，但我觉得 我有几件衬衫不见了。
Really? 真的吗？
Yeah. 真的。
Are you sure they're not just hanging in the closet 你肯定它们没挂在衣橱里？
and you didn't pack them like you usually do? 你没把它们打包， 像你通常做的那样？
No, no. Stuff that I packed is not here. 不，不，我打包的东西不在这儿。
- Well, that's weird. - Yeah. That's weird. - 那就奇怪了。 - 是的，是很奇怪。
What's so funny? 什么那么好笑？
Oh, nothing, I guess. 噢，没什么。
Just a funny text. 只是条好笑的短信。
Oh yeah? Who's texting you? 噢，是吗？谁发的短信？
Um... 呃……
Wait, he's texting you? 等一下，他给你发短信？
Babe, it's nothing. 宝贝，没什么的。
It's just a text, okay? 只是条短信，行吗？
I'm not upset. I just think it's weird. 我没不高兴， 我只是觉得很怪异。
They have cellphones? 他们有手机？
What plan do they even have? 他们到底打的什么主意？
Thanks. 谢谢。
So nice outside today. 今天外面太漂亮了。
Um. 呃…
Can I ask you a question? 我能问你个问题吗？
Of course. 当然。
Why did you do it? 你为什么要那么做？
Why did you cheat on me? 你为什么要欺骗我？
I'm sorry. That's probably... 对不起，那可能……
- That's okay. - Not something you want to... - 没关系。 - 要是你不愿意……
No, that's okay. 不，没事。
I have been thinking about that a bit this weekend, 这个周末我有时也在考虑这事，
and I have no excuse. 我没有任何借口。
Of course I was insecure 当然我有不安全感，
and of course we were drifting apart at the time 当然我们当时正渐行渐远，
and instead of trying to communicate 我没有想着去沟通，
I lashed out and I made a terrible decision, 却鲁莽行事， 我做出了可怕的决定，
and that's... 那……
Right. 是啊。
No, let me finish. 不，让我说完。
That's no excuse. 那不是借口。
You had every right to abandon me, 你有弃我而去所有权利，
but you didn't, and you stuck in there with me 但是你没有， 你在那儿守着我，
and you went to see that stupid therapist that we see, 你去见那个我们一起去看的 无聊的婚姻理疗师，
even though we didn't want to, and you kept going, 即使我们一点也不想去， 但你一直坚持着，
and you kept trying, and you met me halfway 你一直努力坚持着， 你在中途等着我，
and I was defensive and I'm sorry about that. 而我却为自己辩护， 这些我都很抱歉。
And I want to say thank you for making those efforts for us, 我想说谢谢你，谢谢你 为我们做出的这些努力，
and I promise you I'm going to do my best 我向你保证 我会尽我最大力量…
to meet you there, okay? …在那里与你会合，行吗？
I promise. 我保证。
Hello. 喂。
Hey. 嘿。
I didn't hear you get up this morning. 今天早上我没听见你起床。
I just came down to see if there was anything on TV. 我只是下来看看 有什么电视可以看。
What, do you think I'm lying to you? 怎么，你认为我在说谎？
No. 不。
No, I was... just seemed to... 不，我只是…只是觉得……
Is there anything you want to talk about? 你有什么事想谈谈吗？
No. 没有。
There anything you want to talk about? 你有事想谈谈？
Look this weekend is super weird... 你看，这个周末超级怪异…
- that's okay, right? - Yeah. - 那也没什么，对吗？ - 是的。
I mean, you know, I think it can be confusing, 我是说，你知道， 我觉得这可能有点困扰，
but I just... 但是我……
you know it's not real, right? 你知道那很不真实，对吗？
I mean, I'm not that guy out there doing sit-ups... 我是说，我不是那个 在那儿做仰卧起坐的家伙……
And I could never be really interested 我绝不可能真的会对某个…
in some other version of you, …其他版本的你产生兴趣，
knowing that my real Sophie is here... 知道我真实的索菲就在这里……
- Right. - And I just... - 是的。 - 我只是……
I want to make sure you still agree. 我想确定你仍然同意。
Yeah. 是的。
Of course. 当然。
Okay. 很好。
Okay. We good? 好的，我们很好？
Yeah, we're good. 是的，我们很好。
- Of course we're good. - All right. - 我们当然很好。 - 很好。
Thanks a lot for calling me at two in the morning. 非常感谢你 深夜两点给我打电话，
I really appreciate it. 我真的很感谢。
Like I don't have a job to wake up for tomorrow. 好像我第二天 不用醒来上班似的。
Maybe next time you can't remember where you live, 也许下一次你想不起 自己住在哪里时，
you should ask your wife. 你应该问你老婆。
I'm not sure what you were doing 我不确定深夜两点…
at two in the morning anyway, but …你在搞什么名堂，但是……
Hey, Bunny. It's mama. 嘿，兔兔，我是妈妈。
I was just thinking about our conversation yesterday. 我在考虑昨天我们的谈话，
I don't know. 我不知道，
You just didn't sound like your usual self, 只是你听上去不像平常的你，
so I just wanted to be sure you're okay... 所以我想确认一下你没事吧……
Hey, man. The street you grew up on was Berkman. 嘿，哥们，你成长的街道叫伯克曼。
Hope that clears things up. 希望那可以澄清些事。
Talk to you soon. 回头再聊。
Hey. 嘿。
- Hey. - Um. - 嘿。 - 唔…
So something really weird just happened. 刚才发生了件相当奇怪的事情。
I got a bunch of voice mails from my mom and Doug and Dave 我收到了一堆语音留言， 有我妈妈的和道格和大卫的，
saying I had called them asking really weird questions, 说我打电话给他们 问了些着实奇怪的问题，
but I didn't call them. 但我没给他们打过电话。
That is weird. 这太奇怪了。
Yeah. 是啊。
Do you think you pocket dialed them? 会不会是放口袋里无意中拨的？
I don't think the pocket dial makes as much sense 我不认为放口袋里 无意拨号能解释得通，
because I was talking and asking questions. 因为我跟他们对话了 还问了问题。
- I would have... - So what do you think it was? - 我一定…… - 那你觉得是怎么回事？
Oh, you think that he called them. 噢，你觉得是他给他们打的。
Yeah, and to me that's a logical conclusion. 是的，在我看来 那是个合理的结论。
He looks like me. 他看上去像我，
He sounds like me. 他听上去像我，
He's got a cellphone. 他有个手机。
I think he might be impersonating me or something. 我觉得他也许想 冒充我还是怎么着。
Right. I-I just don't think that he would do that. 是啊，可我不觉得他会做这事。
Do you think you know him that well? 你觉得你那么了解他？
Well, I mean, I know him a little better than you do. 好吧，我的意思是， 我比你更了解他一些。
You've never met him. 你从没跟他打过照面。
But I mean it's weird. 不过我还是要说这很奇怪。
I can... I can totally ask him if you want. 我可以…我完全可以 问问他，如果你想的话。
No, that's okay. 不，不用了。
- It's just... - Okay. - 只是…… - 好的。
- It's just a weird thing. - Okay. - 只是太奇怪了。 - 是的。
It is weird. 是很奇怪。
I'm going to go to the store. 我想去商店一趟。
Do you want me to get you anything? 你要我给你买点什么吗？
No. 呃…不用。
I'm good. 我不需要。
- Thanks. - Well, you can come if you want. - 谢谢。 - 你想去可以一起去。
Do you mind if I just hang out here? 你不介意我呆在这里吧？
- Of course not. - Okay. - 当然不。 - 好的。
Okay. 好的。
Hey, babe. 嘿，宝贝。
Sorry. 呃…对不起。
Great. 好极了。
Hey. 嘿。
Is this a bad time? 来的不是时候吗？
No, no. 不，不。
I was doing some sit-ups. 我刚做了一些仰卧起坐。
I need to talk to you. 我需要和你谈谈。
What do you want to talk about? 你想谈什么呢？
What happened the last time I was here. 上一次我在这里时发生的事。
Yeah, that was obviously important. 是啊，那显然很重要。
Yeah. 是的。
Ethan, you're so good at articulating 伊桑，你是那么善于表达，
exactly what it is that I'm feeling 你说的与我感觉的一模一样，
in a way that I can't even do, 连我自己都做不到那样，
and it's everything that I've been wanting to hear, 你说的每句话都是 我一直希望听到的，
but now I don't know what to do. 但是现在我不知所措。
I can't get it out of my head. 我无法将它们从我头脑中赶走。
Well, I'm glad I said 唔，我很高兴我说了…
what you wanted to hear, you know. …你想听的话，你知道。
Is there anything else you wanted to see me about? 你来见我还有什么别的事吗？
I've missed this. 我惦记着这样。
Me too. 我也是。
Hi. 嗨。
Where are the groceries? 买的东西呢？
What? 什么？
What about the store? What happened? 商店怎么说？出什么事了？
The store was closed. 商店关门了。
Oh. 噢。
Hey, how about I make us a couple of mimosas? 嘿，我来给我们弄两杯 含羞草鸡尾酒怎么样？
I'm not really in the mood for a mimosa right now, Sophie. 我现在没太多情绪想喝 含羞草鸡尾酒，索菲。
Aw, come on. It'll be fun. 噢，别这样，很有意思的。
We'll have a drink. We'll relax. 我们喝一杯，好好放放松。
Start this day off right. 给这一天开个好头。
Then we can talk about whatever is bothering you. 然后我们就可以聊聊 什么让你那么烦心了。
You know, that's really good advice. 你看，这建议真的很不错，
And I should probably listen to it... 我也许应该听你的……
But you're not a real person. 但你不是个真实的人。
You know you're not real. 你知道你不是真实的。
Who the hell are you? 你究竟是谁？
What the hell are you? Are you a fucking robot? 你究竟怎么回事？ 你他妈的是个机器人吗？
Are you a... like a spirit? 你是个…像是个幽灵吗？
Because I've got to say it's bad enough 因为我不得不说 简直糟糕透顶，
that I'm losing my wife to a mirror image of me 我把我妻子输给了 我的一个镜像，
who happens to be like 20% cooler 他刚好比我酷大概20%，
and 20% more emotionally involved than me. 刚好比我多投入20%的感情。
Now I have to sit and look at a mirror image 现在我却不得不坐着， 看着我失去的那个人的一个…
of exactly who I'm losing. …一模一样的镜像。
So, no... 所以，不……
I'm having a hard time enjoying this weekend because this is the weekend I lose my wife. 这个周末我过得生不如死， 因为这个周末我失去了我妻子。
So, pardon me if I don't want a fucking mimosa, okay? 所以，原谅我不想喝他妈的 含羞草鸡尾酒，明白吗？
It wasn't just this weekend. 不只是这个周末。
How do you know? 你怎么知道？
Because as your wife, I know these things. 因为作为你妻子， 我知道这些事。
Shit! 见鬼！
Oh. 啊噢。
- I can't stop it. - Oooh! - 我停不下来。 - 嗷！
I can't stop it. 我停不下来。
Look what you did. 看你干的好事。
Oooh! 嗷！
What? Souvenir? 什么？纪念品？
Here comes the firehose. 消防龙头来了。
I'm going to spray you down. Are you on fire? 我要把你浇灭， 你着火了是吗？
You twirling firehose. 你为什么拧消防龙头？
Where did you get this sweater? 这件运动衫哪来的？
What? 什么？
Where'd you get this? 这你从哪儿弄的？
I don't know. I've always had it. 我不知道，我一直有的。
- Really? - Yeah, you just... - 真的吗？ - 是啊，只是你……
what, you don't notice my clothes, I guess. 你没注意我的衣服，我猜。
Do you remember when you got it? 你还记得什么时候买的吗？
Do you want to talk about clothes? 你想谈论衣服吗？
Or would you rather have the full Chippendales experience? 还是想体验一把 全套的齐彭戴尔表演？ 【齐彭戴尔是猛男脱衣舞团的名字】
What's the full experience? 全套体验是什么？
Well... 这个……
I don't think I have enough cash on me. 我觉得我身上 没带那么多现金。
You just put that away. 只要把这丢在一边，
You don't worry about that. 你不用担心那个。
Sophie, open the door. 索菲，把门开开。
Come on. It's me. 快点，是我。
I know you're in there with him, Sophie. 我知道你在里面 和他在一起，索菲。
Come on. Open up! 快点，快开门！
Will you just give me... hold on one second. 能不能给我…稍等一下。
Sophie, come on. Let me in. 索菲，快点。让我进去。
Sophie. 索菲。
I'm just going to keep knocking. 我会一直敲门。
I'm going to keep knocking. 我会一直敲下去。
I know what you're doing in there. 我知道你在里面干嘛。
I'm going to keep knocking. 我会一直敲下去。
Sophie, let me in. 索菲，让我进去。
Come on, Sophie. Open up. 快点啊，索菲。把门开开。
- Where is he? - Ethan, what are you doing? - 他在哪儿？ - 伊桑，你想干嘛？
- Where are you? - Ethan, come on. - 你在哪儿啊？ - 伊桑，别这样。
Ethan, stop! 伊桑，站住！
I'll beat his ass. Where are you? 我要揍他个逼养的。 你在哪儿？
Where are you? 你在哪儿？
Goddamn it. 妈的。
Good. He's gone. 太好了，他跑了。
What the hell is going on in here? 这里他妈的怎么回事？
Where did he go? Look what you did! 他去哪儿了？ 看你干了什么！
What I did? Are you insane? 我干了什么？你疯了吗？
Yes, what you did. 是的，你干了什么！
What if he never comes back? 要是他再也不回来了怎么办？
Sophie, come on. 索菲，拜托。
Sophie, get back here. 索菲，你回来。
Sophie. 索菲。
He is not real, okay? 他不是真实的，明白吗？
Sophie, how can you accept something that you know is a blatant lie? 索菲，明明知道这是假的， 你怎么能接受的？
You keep saying it's not real, it's not real, 你总是说 这不真实，这不真实，
but I'm happy. 但我很幸福。
I'm feeling that. How is that fake? 我能感受到， 那怎么会是假的？
Do you hear how insane you sound? 你不觉得你这是在说胡话吗？
You're not admitting that this is just the least bit weird? 你不承认这很奇怪吗？ 一点也不觉得吗？
It's not weird for me anymore. 对我来说不再奇怪。
So what's the endgame? 那这事如何了结？
How do you see this playing out? 你打算怎样结束这场游戏？
Are you going to write letters, come back and visit after we leave this weekend? 你是否准备周末在我们离开后 向这里写信，回来探访？
I'm not leaving. 我不离开。
What do you mean, you're not leaving? 你什么意思，你不离开？
Sophie, what the hell do you mean you're... 索菲，你到底什么意思，你……
This is... okay, all right. 这简直……好吧，好吧。
Sophie, come on. 索菲，别这样。
Let's just take a breath here, okay? 我们先冷静一下，好吗？
I know you're feeling something that is magical and clearly exciting to you, 我知道你感受到了某些 神奇的令你颇感激动的东西，
but if you think about it logically, literally 但是如果你理智地 想一想，哪怕是…
for one second... …一秒钟……
Is this weird for you now? 现在你还不觉得怪异吗？
Does anybody remember any of those fun icebreaker games 有没有人记得 孩子们在夏令营玩的…
that kids do at summer camp... …那些好玩的“破冰游戏”…… 【使陌生人相互熟悉的游戏】
Spin the bottle or seven minutes in heaven or something... “转瓶子”又叫 “天堂七分钟”之类的游戏…… 【通过旋转瓶子挑出一对， 把他们关入密室亲热七分钟】
Anyhow, we just thought it was time 总之，我们认为是时候…
that the four of us sit down …让我们四个坐下来…
and get to know each other a little bit. …相互认识一下下了。
You want to get to know each other? 你想相互认识一下？
Hi, Sophie. 嗨，索菲。
Hi. 嗨。
Okay. 好啊。
Um, let's get to know each other. 呃，那就让我们相互认识一下。
Why don't you tell us the truth of what's really going on? 何不由你们先告诉我们真相， 这到底怎么回事？
The truth? 真相？
Yeah, that you basically have been pretending to be me, 是啊，你基本上一直在假装是我，
acting like I don't exist 表现得好像我不存在似的，
even though you knew I was here the whole time. 尽管你明明知道 我一直都在这里。
Ethan, I wasn't pretending to be anyone. 伊桑，我没有假装是任何人，
I was just being myself. 我只是我自己。
You knew about me, right? 你早就知道我，对吗？
Did he mention me to you at any point? 他之前有没有向你提起过我？
Not until this morning. 今天早上才提到你。
All right. Maybe all of us were doing a little pretending this weekend. 好吧，也许我们所有人 这个周末都有点在装模作样。
It's not a big deal. 没什么大不了的。
I really like your shoes. 我很喜欢你的鞋子。
Oh, thank you. 噢，谢谢。
I really like your hair pinned back like that. 我很喜欢你头发 向后夹起的样子。
Super cute. 超级可爱。
I'm sorry. I-I-I still am not buying that you are real. 不好意思，我…我仍然 不相信你们是真实的。
Ethan, I'm sitting here, 伊桑，我正坐在这里，
you're looking at me sitting here. 你正看着我坐在这里。
I'm real. 我实实在在。
You're sitting across from me, right? 你正坐在我对面，对吗？
I'm looking at you sitting there, so by your logic 我正看着你坐在那里， 那么按照你的逻辑…
maybe you're not real. …也许你不是真实的。
That doesn't make any sense. 这太没道理了。
I'm starving. 我饿了。
Ethan, why don't you clean yourself up and we'll all have a little dinner. 伊桑，要不你去收拾一下， 然后咱们一起聚个小餐。
There. 好了。
So, anybody interested in going on a hike tomorrow? 我说，有没有人有兴趣 明天出去远足？
I've been wanting to do that ever since we got here. 打我们到这儿之后， 我就一直想要那么做。
I would love that. 我很乐意。
All right. 很好。
Tonight though, I'm thinking game night. 不过今晚，我想是游戏之夜。
All right. 行了。
Okay, maybe you're real, but can we admit 好吧，也许你们是真实的， 但我们能否承认…
this isn't some normal dinner party? …这不是一个平常的聚餐会？
Ethan, you're looking a little uncomfortable. 伊桑，你看上去有点不自在，
Can I help you with something? 我能为你做点什么吗？
Okay, so according to you, 好吧，那照你所说，
this is just some average weekend. 这只是个普通的周末，
We all go home tomorrow, 明天我们全都回家，
and you don't need any further explanation than that? 你不需要做进一步的解释吗？ 就这样完了？
Sometimes these things just happen. 有的时候会发生这些事情。
Yeah, that's right. They do. 是的，没错，是会发生。
I don't buy it. 我不接受。
All right. 好吧。
One time I read this article on cosmic occurrences. 有次我读到这样一篇 有关宇宙事件的文章，
I wish I still had it... you... you would love it. 我希望我还保留着… 你…你会喜欢的。
And it basically says that aberrations happen. 它大致是说 有时会发生些差错。
You can drive yourself nuts trying to derive meaning 要是事情一开始 就没什么意义…
from things that have no meaning to begin with. …而你愣要导出意义， 那你可能就会疯掉。
That's so interesting. 太有意思了。
It is, isn't it? 是很有意思，对吗？
It's not that interesting. 没那么有意思。
Let me think of an little example for you, something right up your alley. 我来给你想个小例子， 对你胃口的例子。
Um... Let's say you buy a gorilla. 呃…比如说你买了一只大猩猩。
Excuse me? 什么？
Let's say you buy a gorilla, Ethan. 比如说你买了一只大猩猩，伊桑。
You can't buy a gorilla. 你不能买大猩猩。
I know that, it was for the story. 我知道，那是为了说故事。
But fine, let's say you buy an aardvark, okay? 那好吧，比如说你买了 一只土豚，行了吧？
You take that aardvark, you put him in a dark room. 你运回那只土豚， 把它关进一间黑屋子里。
A minute later you flip that switch, the lights come on. 一分钟后你拨亮开关， 满屋通明。
Now we all know how electricity works, 我们都知道这是电在起作用，
but for him it's a miracle. 但对它而言，那是个奇迹。
Magic happened... 神奇事件发生了——
that previously dark room is now illuminated 先前还是黑漆漆的屋子 现在亮堂堂的，
with possibilities he's never seen before... 它以前从没想过 会有这样的可能……
and what does he do? 它会怎么做呢？
Does he ruin it by questioning how or why? 它会东问西问毁掉这些？
No. He enjoys it. 不，它会好好享受。 【喂，土豚昼伏夜出喜欢黑暗好么】
Well, I'm not an aardvark. 可我不是土豚。
And I am not a gorilla. 我也不是大猩猩。
Don't worry about it. I got it. 你别管了，我来吧。
Um. 嗯…
There a little bit left. 还剩下一点。
Should we finish it? 我们把它干了？
This is quite the situation. 这情境太特别了。
You can say that again. 我完全同意。
Has Ethan... I mean your Ethan... 伊桑有没有…我是说你的伊桑…
have you guys talked about anything 你们俩有没有谈到过…
or has he said anything to you at all? 或他有没有向你说过？
Like what? 说什么？
Well, Ethan... my Ethan and I, we know we've discussed it. 唔，伊桑…我的伊桑和我， 我们知道我们讨论过这个。
Like he knew when I was going to go in the house 比如他知道我什么时候 要进入那房子，
and I knew when he was going to and... 我也知道他什么时候进去……
You shared your experiences. 你们分享你们的经历。
Yeah, for the most part. 是的，分享大部分。
And you want to know if we shared our experiences also. 你想知道是否我们 也分享我们的经历？
Guess I'm just curious. 我想我只是好奇。
I can see that. 我能理解。
You know what I'm curious about? 你知道我好奇什么吗？
Are you more concerned with the experiences that me and your Ethan shared 你是更关心我和你的伊桑 在一起的经历呢？
or are you more concerned with what I know 还是更关心我了解到的…
about the experiences that you and my Ethan shared? …你和我的伊桑 在一起的经历？
Seems to me you care a lot more about one of those scenarios than the other. 在我看来你似乎对这两种情况中的 一个的关心程度远超另一个。
Are you going to give that back? 能把酒瓶还给我吗？
I say for the sake of the super fun evening we're about to have, 要我说，为了我们接下来将有的 这超好玩的一夜起见，
let's keep it simple and keep our cheery dispositions 让我们继续简简单单地 保持我们的欢乐情绪，
and I'll keep complimenting your shoes and you can keep pretending 我么会继续赞美你的鞋子， 你也可以继续装作…
that you like the way I pin my hair back, …喜欢我头发向后夹起的样子，
and we'll just have a good time and see what happens. 我们会开开心心的， 然后看会有什么事。
On second thought, do you mind taking care of those dishes? 我又想了下，你不介意 把这些盘子刷了吧？
You still haven't told me where you're from. 你还是没告诉我 你们是打哪儿来的。
Are we still doing this? 你还想追究下去吗？
Are we going to compare lists of women, too? 我们是否也要比较下 和我们有关的女人的清单？
You know, I'm starting to piece this all together and see it for what it is. 你知道，我要开始拼凑出完整图像， 想看看这一切到底是什么。
You're trying to sabotage my relationship. 你们想破坏我和索菲的关系。
Ethan, from what I understand about your relationships, 伊桑，据我对你 所有关系的了解，
you should be well versed in the art of self-sabotage. 你应该相当精通 自我破坏的技巧。
The purpose of tonight is not to engage in 今夜的目的 不是要忙于进行…
some warped competition between us, …我们之间某种扭曲的竞争，
at least not on my end. 至少我这边不是。
It wouldn't really be fair. 这样会很不公平。
Yeah? Why is that? 是吗？为什么这么说？
Haven't you figured it out yet? 你还没想明白吗？
It's kings. 是老K，
It's kings or it's aces is what's going on. 是老K或A尖， 你一定有这些牌。
There's something going on. 你一定想玩什么花样。
Why don't you worry about your own cards. 你还是多担心你自己的牌吧。
I don't even know why we're continuing right now. 我都不知道为什么 我们还要继续玩下去。
I basically know every card you're holding. 我基本上知道 你手里的每一张牌。
Are you saying that I have a tell? 你是说我早就漏牌了？
You have big tells. 你漏大发了。
You want to know what your tell is? 你想知道你怎么泄露的吗？
I want to know what you think it is. 我想知道你从哪边看出来的。
You have a very consistent 你有种一成不变的，
albeit very cute Sophie shoulder shrug 虽说非常可爱的 索菲式耸肩动作，
that looks a little bit like this. 看起来有点像这样。
Ooh, do you do the shrug? 噢，你耸肩吗？
Excuse me. Don't talk to her. 对不起，别和她说话。
She's dead. She folded. 她完了，她不跟了。
It's just you and me now. 现在只剩你和我了。
You did the shoulder shrug. 你做了耸肩动作，
You obviously have a good hand. 显然你有一手好牌，
It's like a high pair or maybe even three of a kind. 比如说一对大牌， 甚至可能三张一样。
Fucking raise this shit, man. 还不特么赶紧加注，我说。
You only live once. 一辈子只活一次啊。
Okay. I'll raise. 好吧，我加注。
Now I know you have the confidence. 既然我知道你那么有信心，
I have a shit hand. 而我一手烂牌，
I'm folding. Look at that. 我不跟了。 摊出来看看。
Jesus, are you kidding me? 天哪，你没搞错吧？
- What? - You're right. - 什么？ - 你说的没错。
- Pair of aces. - Ooh! - 一对A尖。 - 噢！
Nailed it, nailed it. 说中了吧，说中了吧。
I knew you had the aces. 我就知道你有A尖。
Dude, by the way, you're getting very good at this game... 天哪，顺便说一句， 你玩这游戏非常在行，
almost too good. 可以说太在行了。
I'm beginning to think this is like one long Sophie con. 我开始觉得这可能是 索菲长久练成的把戏。
He clearly just let you win. 他显然是故意让你赢的。
Yes, Ethan. Obviously he let me win. 是啊，伊桑，显然是他让我赢的。
Come on, guys. 得了，各位，
This is supposed to just be a friendly game. 这应该只是个友好的游戏。
You're not being very fun to play with. 和你玩的时候就没多大乐趣。
The reason he's not being fun is because he's not even playing. 他没趣的原因是 他连玩都不玩。
Ethan, if you want to win the game, you've got to play some hands, okay? 伊桑，如果你想赢得游戏， 你至少得玩上几把吧，对吗？
That's just how it works. 这样才能定出胜负嘛。
All right. Fine. I'll play. 好吧，很好，我来玩。
Deal me in. You and me. 算我一个，就你和我。
Come on. 快点啊。
You want to play one on... 你想玩一对一……
Okay. All right. That's the spirit. 好啊，太好了，这样才对嘛。
Come on, buddy. Let's get in the game. 加油，老兄，让我们玩起来。
Let's go. 开始吧。
All right. 好了。
How many cards do you want? 你要几张牌？
I'm fine with what I have. 我手上的就行。
Thank you very much. 非常感谢。
Sticking with what you have. 就要你手上的牌？
All right. I'll stick with what I have, too. 好吧，我也就要我手上的牌。
What's your move? 你怎么做？
I'm all in. 我全押上。
Oh! 噢！
All in, bold move! 全押上，好大胆哪！
But you've got to be impulsive sometimes. 但你有时候一定很冲动。
I really like it. 我真的喜欢。
All right, so you're all in, and now I've got to figure out 好吧，既然你全押上了， 那我就得想清楚…
what is your tell. …什么是你的泄密动作。
You've got that restless leg thing going on but I think it's just nerves. 你现在腿抖得厉害， 我觉得那是因为紧张。
You've been chewing on the lower lip a little bit, but oh, I get ulcers in there, too, 你还稍稍咬着下嘴唇， 但是，呃…我的那部位也有溃疡，
so maybe that's just what that is. 所以那可能只是这个原因。
So weird lip... 所以怪怪的嘴唇……
Oh, oh shit! 噢…噢，见鬼！
Of course. There it is. 当然了，我看到了。
The guy who has nothing and he knows it. 这家伙什么都没有， 他自己知道。
Sorry, buddy, but I've got to call you on this one. 不好意思，哥们， 现在我就得叫牌了。
What you got? 你有什么？
Whatever. 无所谓。
You have nothing and I win with an ace high. 你没什么牌， 我用一张大A尖就赢了。
Sorry about that, man. 不好意思，老兄。
It's fun playing with you, but you've got to work on your bluffing skills. 和你玩很有意思， 但你得提高你的咋呼技巧。
You win. 你赢了。
You're an amazing liar. 你的说谎本领令人称奇。
Congratulations on being a shithead. 祝贺你成为傻蛋一枚。
Whoa! 喔哦！
Ethan, just calm down. 伊桑，冷静一点。
Hey, wait a minute, wait a minute. 嘿，等一下，等一下。
I don't want to take all the credit here. 我可不想独享其美。
You're a pretty decent liar yourself, right? 你自己也是个 相当厉害的骗子，对吗？
What are you talking about? 你这话什么意思？
Do you want to tell her or should I? 你想告诉她吗？ 还是该我来说？
Is this necessary? 有必要这样吗？
I think it's important that Sophie knows what's going on. 我觉这很重要， 让索菲知道发生的事。
We're all friends here, right? 我们现在都是朋友，对吗？
Would everybody just tell me what we're talking about? 有人告诉我你们在谈论什么吗？
What happened? 出什么事了？
It's nothing. 没什么事。
All right, look, Ethan was a little suspicious 好吧，听着， 伊桑有点怀疑…
that something was going on between us, …你我之间有什么事，
so he decided to try and figure it out for himself. 所以他决定试着 自己去把它找出来。
It was actually kind of a brilliant move. 说实话这是个相当天才的举动。
He didn't go to the grocery store. 他没有去那家杂货店，
He ended up sneaking into the guest house, 却偷偷溜进了客房，
and in a strange twist of events, 阴差阳错之中，
he pretended to be me, 他假装是我，
so you actually slept with Ethan instead of me. 所以你实际上 和他上了床而不是我。
I can't fucking pretend to be you... I am me. 我他妈的不可能 假装是你…我就是我！
You... what the fuck are you talking about? 你…你他妈的在说什么呢？
Just shut up! Sophie, please. 给我闭嘴！索菲，别这样。
That was you yesterday? 昨天是你？
Sweetheart... 亲爱的……
Basically, first he betrayed you by sleeping with someone else 大致说来，他先是因为与 别的什么人上床而背叛了你，
and then he kind of betrayed you by sleeping with you. 然后可以说是因为与你上床 而再一次背叛了你。
Sorry, guys. 对不起，两位，
I didn't want to make like a thing here. 我不想在此无事生非。
If you guys need some space or something. 如果你们两位需要 一些空间什么的，
If you want to like take the guest house, you'd be welcome. 如果你们愿意用 那客房的话，非常欢迎。
I'm not going anywhere. 我哪儿也不去。
No, I want you to leave. 不，我希望你走开。
...If not, leave a detailed message …如果不在，请详细留言，
and I will return your call. 我会给你回话。
Hey. It's Ethan. 嘿，是我伊桑。
Um, I'm really just calling to thank you 呃…我只想打个电话谢谢你，
for your wonderful recommendation this weekend. 谢谢你推荐 这个神奇的周末。
Maybe next session you can send us 也许下一个疗程 你可以把我们送去…
to a fucking holocaust museum. …他妈的大屠杀博物馆。
Thank you very much. 非常感谢。
（埃伦和布雷特文件夹 疗程1音频文件 疗程2音频文件）
Alright, so we have to hit the keys at the exact same time. 好吧，所以我们必须 恰好同时按键，
This is a strange exercise. 这是个奇怪的练习。
On three, okay? 数到三，准备？
One... 一…
- All right. - Two. - 好的。 - 二…
Three. 三。
（维多利亚和麦迪逊文件夹 疗程1至8音频文件）
You met in Scottsdale, Arizona. 你们相识于亚利桑纳州的斯科茨代尔。
We met in Scottsdale, Arizona. 我们相识于亚利桑纳州的斯科茨代尔。
Madison, you have two sisters, right? 麦迪逊，你有两个姐妹，对吗？
Yes, two sisters. 是的，两个姐妹。
I'm the middle child, and my dad wasn't present. 我是中间的孩子， 我爸爸出走了。
Why are you here? 你为什么在这儿？
You were raised in a 你是在一个由女性…
predominantly female household and you had serious... …主宰的家庭中长大的， 你有严重的……
Ethan and Sophie. 伊桑和索菲。
（垃圾桶 伊桑和索菲文件夹）
Holy shit! 妈了个巴子！
All right. Try it again. 好吧，再试试。
I am Ethan. 我是伊桑。
I am Sophie. 我是索菲。
I am Ethan. 我是伊桑。
I am Sophie. 我是索菲。
I am Ethan. 我是伊桑。
I am Sophie. 我是索菲。
I am Ethan. 我是伊桑。
I am Sophie. 我是索菲。
I am Ethan. 我是伊桑。
I am Sophie. 我是索菲。
I am Ethan. 我是伊桑。
I am Sophie. 我是索菲。
I am Ethan. 我是伊桑。
What the hell is this? 这他妈的什么玩意儿？
I am Sophie. 我是索菲。
That's getting good. 越来越好了。
You're almost ready. 你们准备得差不多了。
（评论：周末逃离）
（评论：我们从不想离开， 我们太爱这里了。）
I never took that picture. 我从没拍过这张照片。
No, no, no, no. 不，不，不，不。
No! 不！
What the... 搞……
Shit! 操！
Somebody help! 来人哪！
Help! 救救我！
Help! Sophie! 救救我！索菲！
Sophie, can you hear me? 索菲，你能听见我吗？
Sophie, I'm stuck. 索菲，我被困住了！
Hey. 嘿。
Sophie? Sophie, I'm in here. 索菲？索菲，我在这里！
Sophie, I'm in here. 索菲，我在屋里！
Sophie! I'm stuck. 索菲！我被困住了！
- What the... - We don't have much time. - 搞什么…… - 我们没太多时间了。
They think I'm out picking fruit for breakfast. 他们以为我出来 采摘早餐水果。
What? 什么？
Okay. A lot happened last night after you left. 好吧，昨夜你离开后 又发生了很多事。
Do you know that you're Sophie? 你这是…你是真索菲？
Are you pretending? 还是你装的？
I don't know, what's happening? 我分辨不出，出什么事了？
I'm not your wife. 我不是你妻子。
Okay. What the fuck's going on, and who are you? 好吧，这他妈的 怎么回事？你是谁？
He fell in love with her. 他爱上她了。
He's not supposed to fall in love with her. 他不应该爱上她的。
She's supposed to fall out of love with you. 应该是她不再爱你才对。
That's how this works. 那样才行得通。
That's how we get out. 那样我们才能出去。
What the hell are you talking about? I don't... 你他妈的在说什么呢？ 我不明……
That's how we become you. 那样我们才能变成你们。
You become us? 你们变成我们？
Pitting you against each other is the best way to break you down, 让你们两个反目是 搞垮你们的最佳方式，
and then it's your turn to stay. 然后就轮到你们留下来了。
What the fu... What the fuck? 我了个… 我了个操。
Oh, my God. 噢，我的天哪。
Did you try to get out last night? 昨夜你想出这屋子？
- Yes. - You couldn't. - 是的。 - 但你出不去。
No. 是的。
That's because the closer we get to moving on, the closer you get to not being able to. 那是因为我们越接近 离开这里，你们就越难动弹。
Do you remember when you first got here, I was stuck here. 还记不记得你们刚来 这里的时候，我被困在这里？
You had to come see me. 你必须过来看我。
Now look. 现在你看。
Ethan. 伊桑。
Ethan, it's not going to work. 伊桑，那样不行的。
I have to be the one to let you out. 只有我才能让你出去。
Well, what? I mean, what am I supposed to do? 你说什么？那我该怎么做啊？
I don't want to... I don't want to be trapped here. 我可不想…我可不想被陷在这里。
- What do you... - You're not trapped yet. - 你有什么…… - 你还没被陷在这里。
I can get you out. 我可以把你弄出去。
Listen, only two people can leave today. 听着，今天只有两个人可以离开。
I don't understand. Why would you help me if you're trying to get yourself out of here? 我不明白，如果你自己也想 离开这里，为什么你还要帮我？
Because I love him. 因为我爱他。
And I'd rather be trapped here than see him leave with her. 我情愿陷在这里也不愿 看到他和她一起离开。
So you have real feelings like love and jealousy, 所以你也有爱和嫉妒 之类的真情实感？
like a real person? 像个真实的人？
I am real. 我就是真实的。
We should bring a couple extra bottles of water. 我们应该多带几瓶水。
This hike can be a little strenuous. 这一次远足可能有点艰难。
How long is the hike? 路有多远？
I was just thinking I should probably check on Ethan. 我在想我可能应该 去看一下伊桑，
- See if he's okay. - It's only like an hour. - 看看他怎么样了。 - 大概只有一小时吧。
Plus, I think it's good if he cools down in the guest house, you know. 再说，我觉得要是他在客房里 能冷静下来的话，那也挺好。
Hey, we're getting ready to head out. 嘿，我们已经准备好出发了。
You want to get changed? 你要换衣服吗？
Well, all my clothes are back at the guest house, 可我所有的衣服 都在那客房里，
and I agree, I think we should give Ethan his space. 我同意，我也觉得我们应该 给伊桑他自己的空间。
I have an extra pair of shoes. 我有多余的一双鞋。
We're probably the same size. 我们大概尺码相同。
Well, that's top's really cute on you. 噢，你穿这件上衣真的很可爱。
Do you have anything like that? 你还有那样的吗？
I have another one. 我还有一件。
Come on, girls. Let's go. 快点啊，姑娘们，我们要走了。
They're just right in there, 就在那里面，
the bottom drawer, and there are some extra shoes. 最底下抽屉， 有几双多余的鞋子。
Great. Thanks so much. 太好了，太感谢了。
Sure. Do you need anything else? 没事。还需要什么别的吗？
Um, well, my toothpaste and toothbrush is over there. 唔，是的，我的牙膏 和牙刷也在那里。
Do you have anything? 你还有吗？
Sure, I'll get you something. 当然，我给你去拿。
Just give me one minute, please. 就给我一分钟，求你了。
It's important. 这很重要。
Hey. Did you find some clothes for her? 嘿，你给她找到衣服啦？
Yep. She'll be down in a minute. 对的，她马上下了。
Good. 好的。
What? Do you understand how insane you sound right now? 什么？你不觉得你自己 现在多么不可理喻吗？
Yes, I understand, but this whole fucking weekend has been crazy. 是的，我知道，但这整个 该死的周末才不可理喻！
Think about it. Everything they knew about us... 想想看吧，他们了解 我们所有的事，
the missing clothes and the phone calls to my mom and my friends. 失踪的衣服，还有打给 我妈妈和我朋友的电话。
This entire weekend has been one planned trap, Sophie. 这整个周末就是一个 精心策划好的陷阱，索菲。
I'm glad we have a second alone... 很高兴我们有一秒钟单独时间…
because I wanted to talk to you. 因为我早就想和你谈谈。
You do, really? 是吗， 真的吗？
I want to talk to you, too. 我也想和你谈谈。
What do you want to say? 你想说什么呢？
You go first. 你先说。
I've been thinking a lot about things. 我思前想后了许多事。
I don't want to leave with Ethan. 我不想和伊桑一起离开。
I want to leave with you. 我想和你一起离开。
I want to leave with you, too. 我也想和你一起离开。
I love you, Sophie. 我爱你，索菲。
You're not Sophie. 你不是索菲。
Where is she? 她在哪儿？
Sophie? 索菲？
Come here. 过来。
Sophie? 索菲？
Here, come in here, come in here. 这儿，到这里面，进去。
Sophie? 索菲？
Look, I don't have a lot of time, okay? 听着，我没多少时间了，明白吗？
Sophie. 索菲。
And I'm not going to get this right, but I don't want you to leave. 我也不知道怎么说服你， 但是我不想让你离开，
I don't want you to leave me, Sophie. 我不想让你离开我，索菲。
Look, I know he is handsome and smart and eloquent, 你看，我知道他既潇洒 又聪明，能说会道的，
and he makes cool aardvark metaphors, okay? 还会打酷酷的土豚的比喻。
Sophie! You know I love you. 索菲！你知道我爱你。
And I'm difficult, and I'm stubborn 而我不易相处，也很固执，
and I know that I've been defensive, 我知道一直在为自己辩护，
and I haven't been what you needed... 我辜负了你的期望……
Sophie! 索菲！
And I take a big part of the responsibility for why this happened, okay? 出现如今这样的局面， 我要负绝大部分责任。
But listen to me, 但是你听我说，
I'm your husband, and you're my wife... 我是你丈夫， 你是我妻子……
and I am not letting you go. 我不会放你走。
Sophie, unlock the door. 索菲，把门锁打开。
We're a mess, and I love that about us, and I don't want to be perfect. 我们一塌糊涂，可我就喜欢 那样的我们，我不想要完美无缺。
I want to be us. So please... 我想成为我们自己。 所以索菲……
Sophie, he's lying. 索菲，他在撒谎。
Just give me a chance before he comes in here. 在他进来之前， 就给我一次机会吧。
I love you. 我爱你。
Sophie, what is he telling you? 索菲，他在跟你说什么？
Sophie, Sophie, it's me. 索菲，索菲，是我。
Come on. Sophie... 别这样，索菲……
We're leaving. Okay. 我们要走了，行吗？
Ethan, I need you to step out of the way, please. 伊桑，请你别挡我的道，行吗？
Excuse me. 不好意思了。
Ethan. 伊桑。
- Excuse me. - Ethan! - 不好意思！ - 伊桑！
You son of a bitch. 你个狗娘养的。
Ethan, stop! 伊桑，住手！
Stop it! 快住手！
Ethan, stop it! 伊桑，别打了！
You guys, come on. 你们两个，别这样。
This is ridiculous. 这太荒谬了！
Sophie. 索菲。
All right. 好吧。
That was a stupid fight. 这架打得太愚蠢了。
Sophie, come on. 索菲，求你了。
Sophie! 索菲！
Fine. 好吧。
I'm going to fuck all you guys. 你们都给我去死吧。
What happens if he can't catch him? 要是他抓不住他会怎么样？
I have no idea. 我不知道。
Ethan! 伊桑！
We've got to get out of here. 我们得赶紧离开这里。
We've got to go. 我们得走了。
Leave a detailed message and I will return your call. 请详细留言， 我会给你回话。
Hey, it's Ethan. 嘿，是我伊桑。
I know you're dodging my calls. 我知道你一直在回避我的电话。
I also know you know what's going on, so we're coming over there right now. 我也知道你很清楚所发生的事， 所以我们现在就去找你。
- It was a full-on grand theft covers. - I need a visual. - 你是不折不扣的被子大盗。 - 我需要视觉形象。
Look at this. Come see. 看这个，你看好了。
You were basically a tootsie roll, 总的来说你像颗卷纸糖，
wrapped up, rolled over onto your side, 包完以后滚到了你那一边，
and you abandoned me on the other side of the bed 你把我丢在了床的另一边，
and I froze my titties off all night. 整整一夜我的奶子都被冻掉了。
Oh, no. I'm so sorry. 噢，不，我很抱歉。
That's what you did to me, your husband. 这就是你对我做的，你老公。
- That's horrible. - It really is. - 太可怕了。 - 的确是的。
- What kind of a wife is that? - I don't know. You're awful. - 这算什么老婆啊？ - 我不知道，你糟透了。
You owe me big time. 你亏欠我大发了。
Why didn't you just take the covers back? 你为什么不把被子拽回去？
Because you looked really cute and I didn't want to wake you up. 因为你看上去真的很萌， 我不想叫醒你。
Right. No, that makes sense... 是啊。不，那样还差不多……
I must have been pretty cute. 我一定是相当地萌。
That was um, that was pretty good, but you're going to have to do a little more than that. 这样还…呃，这样还行， 但你还得做得比这要多一点。
- More? - I need something else. - 多一点？ - 嗯哼，我还需要别的。
Something else? 别的？
What would you say if I made you breakfast? 呃…要是我给你去做早餐 你还会说什么？
I'm not going to say anything more. 那我就什么都不说了。
I'm just going to try to let this happen. 我就不会再有什么动作了。
- Okay. - No sudden movements. - 好的。 - 没有突然袭击。
Be very still. 一动不许动。
Sh-h-h-h! 嘘…！
- I'm not... - Be very still. - 我不会…… - 一动不许动。
I don't want to... 我不想……
Nothing is happening. 什么事都不能发生。
Don't even make eye contact. 连目光都不能接触。
All right, so what's on the menu? 好了，菜单上有什么？
Well, I was thinking maybe eggs and bacon. 唔，我在想要么做炒蛋熏肉。
# While I'm far away from you my baby # # 当我远离你之际，我的宝贝 #
# I know it's hard for you my baby # # 我知道那对你很难，我的宝贝 #
# Because it's hard for me my baby # # 因为那对我也很难，我的宝贝 #
I'll be right there. 我马上过去。
# And the darkest hour is just before dawn # # 最黑暗的时刻就在黎明前 #
# Each night before you go to bed my baby # # 每晚在你上床前，我的宝贝 #
# Whisper a little prayer for me my baby yeah # # 低声为我小小祈祷，我的宝贝 #
# And tell all The stars above # # 告诉天上所有的星星 #
# This is dedicated to the one I love # # 这是献给我爱的那一个 #
# Love can never be exactly like we want it to be # # 爱不可能完全随人所愿 #
# I could be satisfied knowing you love me # # 知道你爱我我就能满足 #
# There's one thing I want you to do especially for me # # 有一件事我希望你特意为我做 #
# And it's something that everybody needs # # 那是人人都需要的事 #
# While I'm far away from you my baby # # 当我远离你之际，我的宝贝 #
# Whisper a little prayer for me my baby yeah # # 低声为我小小祈祷，我的宝贝 #
# Because it's hard for me my baby # # 因为那对我也很难，我的宝贝 #
# And the darkest hour is just before dawn # # 最黑暗的时刻就在黎明前 #
# If there's one thing I want you to do especially for me # # 如果有一件事我希望你特意为我做 #
# And it's something that everybody needs # # 那是人人都需要的事 #
# Each night before you go to bed my baby # # 每晚在你上床前，我的宝贝 #
# Whisper a little prayer for me my baby # # 低声为我小小祈祷，我的宝贝 #
# And tell all the stars above # # 告诉天上所有的星星 #
# This is dedicated to the one I love # # 这是献给爱的那一个 #
# This is dedicated # # 这是献给 #
# This is dedicated to the one I love # # 这是献给爱的那一个 #
# This is dedicated # # 这是献给 #
# This is dedicated... # # 这是献给…… #
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